TOP 10 THINGS OVERHEARD AT A TRANSFORMERS 2: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN SHOWING ON OPENING NIGHT
10) "Shia is the master of shouting all your lines acting the same way that Christian Bale is of tough guy whispering in movies."
9) "Why do they even bother giving Megan Fox lines to read?"
8) "Did you know there's a cartoon based on these movies?"
7) "Furthering a negative stereotype about black people? I don't see it."
6) "This theater sure is packed full for 'My Sister's Keeper'. What do you mean I'm in the wrong theater?"
5) "I thought GM went bankrupt."
4) "More Shia. Less robots please."
3) "I smell an Oscar."
2) "That Michael Bay sure is a master storyteller."
1) "That's some great acting right there. Of course I'm talking about the robots."
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Top 10 Tuesday!
TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR JOB MAY BE IN JEOPARDY
10) Your boss asks if you wouldn't mind moving your desk out to the hallway.
9) For some reason security has been escorting you out of the office for the past couple of days.
8) You find empty boxes around your desk with notes attached saying, "I hope this helps."
7) You act on a show on the CW network.
6) Co-workers walk around your desk calling dibs on your things.
5) Your boss keeps mentioning to you all the help wanted signs he sees on his way into the office every day.
4) You're asked to sign your own condolence card when it gets passed by your desk.
3) People refer to you around in the office in past tense.
2) You're getting emails from Monster.com about new jobs in your area and you haven't even posted your resume.
1) You work for GM.
10) Your boss asks if you wouldn't mind moving your desk out to the hallway.
9) For some reason security has been escorting you out of the office for the past couple of days.
8) You find empty boxes around your desk with notes attached saying, "I hope this helps."
7) You act on a show on the CW network.
6) Co-workers walk around your desk calling dibs on your things.
5) Your boss keeps mentioning to you all the help wanted signs he sees on his way into the office every day.
4) You're asked to sign your own condolence card when it gets passed by your desk.
3) People refer to you around in the office in past tense.
2) You're getting emails from Monster.com about new jobs in your area and you haven't even posted your resume.
1) You work for GM.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Top 10 Tuesday!
TOP 10 THINGS OVERHEARD IN THE STREETS DURING LOS ANGELES LAKERS "CELEBRATIONS"
10) "Wow, these Raiders fans are nuts!"
9) "We couldn't have won that series without Adam Morrison in there for us!"
8) "What's a Laker?"
7) "The Lakers finally won! Does that mean I can get off the band wagon now because I want to go to the beach."
6) Something unintelligible in Spanish.
5) "I've been looking for an excuse to throw a garbage can through that restaurant window. Their lobster bisque is terrible."
4) "Go Dodgers! What? I mean go Lakers!"
3) "Let's go loot that Circuit City over there I don't see any security out front."
2) "The more property damage we cause the more it shows how much we love our team!"
1) "I thought this was a Prop 8 demonstration."
10) "Wow, these Raiders fans are nuts!"
9) "We couldn't have won that series without Adam Morrison in there for us!"
8) "What's a Laker?"
7) "The Lakers finally won! Does that mean I can get off the band wagon now because I want to go to the beach."
6) Something unintelligible in Spanish.
5) "I've been looking for an excuse to throw a garbage can through that restaurant window. Their lobster bisque is terrible."
4) "Go Dodgers! What? I mean go Lakers!"
3) "Let's go loot that Circuit City over there I don't see any security out front."
2) "The more property damage we cause the more it shows how much we love our team!"
1) "I thought this was a Prop 8 demonstration."
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Top 10 Tuesday!
TOP 10 THINGS OVERHEARD AT THE LAST BOARD OF DIRECTORS MEETING FOR GM
10) How do we go about making real life Transformers?
9) It's time we acknowledge Honda as a viable competitor.
8) How much do you think it would cost to get Susan Boyle as a spokesmodel?
7) To get rid of all exsisting stock of Pontiacs they will all be half price on all Bagel Wednesdays.(that one's for you Brian and Art!)
6) I have a great idea for a car that's going to save GM! The Chevrolet Corolla.
5) The day GM goes bankrupt will be the day that we have a black president in the oval office. What? Nevermind.
4) Could be worse. We could be Chrysler.
3) Let's just start mass producing Deloreans and see what happens. It's not like we're going bankrupt or anything.
2) New sales idea: free dozen donuts with every new car purchase.
1) Nothing. The board of directors were vactioning in Bermuda when the meeting was supposed to be held.
10) How do we go about making real life Transformers?
9) It's time we acknowledge Honda as a viable competitor.
8) How much do you think it would cost to get Susan Boyle as a spokesmodel?
7) To get rid of all exsisting stock of Pontiacs they will all be half price on all Bagel Wednesdays.(that one's for you Brian and Art!)
6) I have a great idea for a car that's going to save GM! The Chevrolet Corolla.
5) The day GM goes bankrupt will be the day that we have a black president in the oval office. What? Nevermind.
4) Could be worse. We could be Chrysler.
3) Let's just start mass producing Deloreans and see what happens. It's not like we're going bankrupt or anything.
2) New sales idea: free dozen donuts with every new car purchase.
1) Nothing. The board of directors were vactioning in Bermuda when the meeting was supposed to be held.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Top 10 Tuesday!
TOP 10 RATIONALES THE POST OFFICE IS USING FOR RAISING POSTAGE STAMP PRICES TO $0.44
10) Because people are sending letters now more than ever.
9) It's still easier and quicker than the pony express.
8) The economy is perfect for raising prices. It's worked for the oil companies right?
7) Email is just a crazy fad that will eventually go away.
6) Try to raise money to get those commorative Golden Girls stamp sets made.
5) Becauase carrier pigeons are really hard to come by.
4) They need the money in order to outfit their postal carriers in those fashionable shorts.
3) Swine flu has taken a lot of attention away from anthrax making mail safer than ever.
2) Need to buy new mail carrier Jeeps since Chrysler went bankrupt.
1) Ammo prices have gone up.
10) Because people are sending letters now more than ever.
9) It's still easier and quicker than the pony express.
8) The economy is perfect for raising prices. It's worked for the oil companies right?
7) Email is just a crazy fad that will eventually go away.
6) Try to raise money to get those commorative Golden Girls stamp sets made.
5) Becauase carrier pigeons are really hard to come by.
4) They need the money in order to outfit their postal carriers in those fashionable shorts.
3) Swine flu has taken a lot of attention away from anthrax making mail safer than ever.
2) Need to buy new mail carrier Jeeps since Chrysler went bankrupt.
1) Ammo prices have gone up.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Top 10 Tuesday!
TOP 10 EXCUSES MANNY COULD HAVE USED FOR PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS
10) I needed the free time to spend the money from this fat contract I got from the Dodgers.
9) I thought the drugs were ok because the Doctor said he got them in Mexico.
8) I honestly didn't think it wouldn't do much because Jeremy Giambi took them and you saw his performance afterwards.
7) No, really, I honestly couldn't get it up.
6) I thought they were Skittles.
5) Who are you going to believe? Me or Jose Canseco? Hello? Hello?
4) Hey, I was going to miss part of the season anyway for a fake injury go back to my homeland when I skipped the All-Star break anyway.
3) I thought Juan Pierre deserved more playing time in the starting line-up.
2) It's not like we play in the American League East right?
1) I'm just Manny being Barry.
Special thanks to Brian Manning for today's topic. Please note after I published the list I changed #6. It used to be "Everyone else is doing it"
10) I needed the free time to spend the money from this fat contract I got from the Dodgers.
9) I thought the drugs were ok because the Doctor said he got them in Mexico.
8) I honestly didn't think it wouldn't do much because Jeremy Giambi took them and you saw his performance afterwards.
7) No, really, I honestly couldn't get it up.
6) I thought they were Skittles.
5) Who are you going to believe? Me or Jose Canseco? Hello? Hello?
4) Hey, I was going to miss part of the season anyway for a fake injury go back to my homeland when I skipped the All-Star break anyway.
3) I thought Juan Pierre deserved more playing time in the starting line-up.
2) It's not like we play in the American League East right?
1) I'm just Manny being Barry.
Special thanks to Brian Manning for today's topic. Please note after I published the list I changed #6. It used to be "Everyone else is doing it"
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
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