Top 10 Reasons You Know Your Fantasy Baseball Team is Going to Suck
10) You're a lifelong Orioles fan.
9) Your league keeps track of steroid/HGH accusations.
8) Randy Johnson is your "ace."
7) You spend the entire draft looking for Wade Boggs all the while the computer auto-picks for you.
6) You have 6 first basemen and not one of them has the last name of Pujols.
5) You successfully petitioned a team to bring back Oil Can Boyd just so you can have him on your team.
4) Your team is called RedsFan4Life.
3) Your "youth movement" includes Jorge Posada.
2) Rick Ankiel is your best position player... and pitcher.
1) You pick like a girl.
Special thanks to Brian Manning and Austin Frost for their contributions and ideas for today's list.
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Kudos...a most excellent top-10 list.
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