Top 10 Tuesday!

TOP 10 RATIONALES THE POST OFFICE IS USING FOR RAISING POSTAGE STAMP PRICES TO $0.44

10) Because people are sending letters now more than ever.
9) It's still easier and quicker than the pony express.
8) The economy is perfect for raising prices. It's worked for the oil companies right?
7) Email is just a crazy fad that will eventually go away.
6) Try to raise money to get those commorative Golden Girls stamp sets made.
5) Becauase carrier pigeons are really hard to come by.
4) They need the money in order to outfit their postal carriers in those fashionable shorts.
3) Swine flu has taken a lot of attention away from anthrax making mail safer than ever.
2) Need to buy new mail carrier Jeeps since Chrysler went bankrupt.
1) Ammo prices have gone up.

Top 10 Tuesday!

TOP 10 EXCUSES MANNY COULD HAVE USED FOR PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS

10) I needed the free time to spend the money from this fat contract I got from the Dodgers.
9) I thought the drugs were ok because the Doctor said he got them in Mexico.
8) I honestly didn't think it wouldn't do much because Jeremy Giambi took them and you saw his performance afterwards.
7) No, really, I honestly couldn't get it up.
6) I thought they were Skittles.
5) Who are you going to believe? Me or Jose Canseco? Hello? Hello?
4) Hey, I was going to miss part of the season anyway for a fake injury go back to my homeland when I skipped the All-Star break anyway.
3) I thought Juan Pierre deserved more playing time in the starting line-up.
2) It's not like we play in the American League East right?
1) I'm just Manny being Barry.

Special thanks to Brian Manning for today's topic. Please note after I published the list I changed #6. It used to be "Everyone else is doing it"

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Top 10 Tuesday!

Top 10 Rejected Names by the CDC for the Swine Flu

10) The Bacon Bug
9) Pork: The Other Deadly Disease
8) Porky Pigitis
7) Jimmy Dean Disease
6) The Pork Plague
5) Not Cancer
4) ePIGdemic
3) Pigs in a Blanket of Infectious Diseases
2) Ham Pox
1) Swinorrhea

Special thanks to Arthur West and Jen Taylor for their ideas and help with this weeks list.

If I Could Get a New Job

Now, I know its randomized by a computer but I'd love to be the person that types those letters that you have to type to verify comments to post them on someone's blog. I'd type really random words like "Buttercream," "Revolving Door," and "Flan." Or I just jam on the keys for a couple of seconds like, "aklefhaeuihfkanekjfhiwehfkaherigslkfjglirjtoqjherotfhabawiehfuiahrgia" and they would have to re-type it back exactly in order to get their comment posted. The best thing I'd do is copy and paste entire news articles and have people re-type those.

Man, that'd be an awesome job.

(Also I'd like to apologize to my wife who saw the title and thought this was a serious blog post. Sorry, honey. It's just me screwing around again.)