TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR JOB MAY BE IN JEOPARDY
10) Your boss asks if you wouldn't mind moving your desk out to the hallway.
9) For some reason security has been escorting you out of the office for the past couple of days.
8) You find empty boxes around your desk with notes attached saying, "I hope this helps."
7) You act on a show on the CW network.
6) Co-workers walk around your desk calling dibs on your things.
5) Your boss keeps mentioning to you all the help wanted signs he sees on his way into the office every day.
4) You're asked to sign your own condolence card when it gets passed by your desk.
3) People refer to you around in the office in past tense.
2) You're getting emails from Monster.com about new jobs in your area and you haven't even posted your resume.
1) You work for GM.
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