TOP 10 THINGS OVERHEARD AT THE LAST BOARD OF DIRECTORS MEETING FOR GM
10) How do we go about making real life Transformers?
9) It's time we acknowledge Honda as a viable competitor.
8) How much do you think it would cost to get Susan Boyle as a spokesmodel?
7) To get rid of all exsisting stock of Pontiacs they will all be half price on all Bagel Wednesdays.(that one's for you Brian and Art!)
6) I have a great idea for a car that's going to save GM! The Chevrolet Corolla.
5) The day GM goes bankrupt will be the day that we have a black president in the oval office. What? Nevermind.
4) Could be worse. We could be Chrysler.
3) Let's just start mass producing Deloreans and see what happens. It's not like we're going bankrupt or anything.
2) New sales idea: free dozen donuts with every new car purchase.
1) Nothing. The board of directors were vactioning in Bermuda when the meeting was supposed to be held.
Y'all come back now, y'hear?
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